The Deep Dark Makeover

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The Deep Dark Makeover

Author(s)	Tom Stone
Language	English
Genre(s)	Humorous
Set in	Minecraft
Publisher	Minecraft.net
Release date	July 31, 2023

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The Deep Dark Makeover is a short story written by Tom Stone, published on Minecraft.net.^[1]

Summary

In this humorous article, the author takes on the challenge of transforming Minecraft's darkest and most terrifying biome, the Deep Dark, into a cheerful pink wonderland using the newly introduced cherry blossom set. Despite the biome’s hostile and eerie nature, filled with traps, strange noises, and hard-to-see dangers, the author persists, placing millions of torches and swapping the depressing Deep Dark blocks with soft, salmon-colored cherry leaves. After countless hours of mining, decorating, and accidentally triggering sculk sensors, the author finally turns the gloomy biome into what they affectionately call the “Unplumbed Pink™,” encouraging readers to try their own biome makeovers with the cherry set.

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  A cherry leaf block.
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  It’s tough getting bright screenshots of this biome, for obvious reasons, so I stole this one from Duncan Geere’s great guide to the Deep Dark. Yoink!
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  Behold, my little slice of pastel paradise!
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  Replacing all the glass in my windows with cherry leaves has made my neighbors so much better looking.
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  Wow, what a lovely thing to say, hanging sign I put up. Thank you!
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  Who the heck is this jerk?
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  These blue flames are a bit depressing. But with the power of cherry leaves…
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  …They’re, er, slightly better? Cherry leaves aren’t flammable, right?
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  Thanks, whatever-you-are!
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  Deep dark cherry statue.
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  Shoutout to synonyms.com for telling me ‘unplumbed’ is another word for ‘deep’. Once again, you’ve saved my writing career <3
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