Story Mode:Facemeat

|
Details | |
|---|---|
| Gender |
Male |
| Species | |
| Status |
Alive |
| Occupation |
Gladiators |
| First appearance | |
| Latest appearance | |
| Actor |
John Sanders |
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Facemeat is a character in appears in A Journey's End?. He is voiced by John Sanders.
Appearance
Facemeat is a gladiator in the Games with a 2.5 block build. He wears white pants, black shoes and a white sleeveless shirt with a cyan colored center. He also has two black shoulder guards and black gloves with cyan colored ends. He also sports black side-burns, but no hair. His natural eye color appears to be brown, however, his right eye appears to be blind, giving it a white color. There is also a scar above his right eye which is supposedly linked with his partial blindness.
Personality
Facemeat doesn't appear to be very intelligent, as he talks in broken sentences and seems to be rather simple-minded, with him almost always speaking in third person. This can be shown by the fact that despite being the gladiator guarding the portal to the quartz mines, which means that he's supposed to keep the miners in and the competitors out, he is easily swayed by Jesse's politeness, and allows Jesse to have their friends back in exchange for a piece of bread.
Biography
Appearances and media
Quotes
Don't you hello Facemeat.
Ooops. Did Facemeat drop something?
Too many... perspectives...
Hey, no need to yell. Though Facemeat is impressed.
Facemeat appreciates the politeness, hang on.
Here comes the boom!
Bread, huh? It's not cake, but Facemeat is starving.
Yeah, Facemeat wants to discuss his benefits plan.
It almost feels like Jesse is acting as a mirror... a vessel in which to see the emptiness of our own actions and the meaninglessness of being a pawn for others.
Jesse: Oh, my gosh, do you really think so? That's terrible!
Facemeat: Oh, wow, I mean, yeah! Could you not tell?
Jesse: I hate you.
Trivia
- Facemeat and Jack are the only known characters to be possibly blind in one eye.
- Facemeat appears to talk about himself in third person.
- He shows a moment of clarity in speech, if Jesse doesn't say anything to the Gladiators. (Determinant)
- Facemeat, alongside Axel, Slab, Reuben, Clutch, Emily, Capital T, Fred, Rodrigo, other gladiators, and Stella's bodyguards are the only named characters in Minecraft: Story Mode to have bigger builds.