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A MODERN VALENTINE.
Oh, Rowland Hill, immortal man,
How can we pay you for your plan!
To you our thanks, our pence are due;
It was the Emperor of Japan
As much as they that gave the Universal Penny Postage.

Send up a column to the sky,
Five thousand office-inkstands high;
Take for a basement fair to view,
As many reams of "wove demy;"
Write—"To the author of the Universal Penny Postage."

A Modern Valentine.
Dear girl, I send my love to thee,
As pure and true as love can be;
Of course you'll know from whom this came,
But if you don't, it's all the same.