The First Thing We Do...

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(written from a production point of view)

Opening arguments. (The Trial of James T. Kirk, Part 1 of 3)

Memorable quotes

"Klingons, Mr. Ambassador, murdered my son, and have tried to murder me and my crew on repeated occasions. I think we're all more than familiar with the Klingon way."

"Obviously, your son was weak, and we did the Human race a favor… by removing him from the gene pool that much faster."

- Kirk and the Klingon ambassador


"If one of my attorneys had to kiss me, I'm glad it was you."

"I dunno. I kiss better."

"In your dreams."

- Kirk, Cogsley, and Areel

Background information

  • In an admitted goof, writers and editors pointed out in a later letter column that they had used an erroneous reference and called Samuel Cogley by the name "Cogsley" for three issues, beginning with this one.
  • This was reprinted in The Best of Star Trek collection.

Creators

Characters

Canon characters listed below are linked to the main article about them. Non-canon characters are not linked, but those that recurred, appearing or being mentioned in more than one story, are defined further in DC TOS volume 2 characters.

Regular and recurring characters

Constitution II class bridge, 2286

Senior staff of the Enterprise-A.

James T. Kirk
USS Enterprise-A captain.
Spock
Vulcan Enterprise-A exec and science officer.
Leonard McCoy
Enterprise-A surgeon. When Kirk has trouble reading a document, McCoy chides him for not having his glasses. It is at this point which Kirk reveals to McCoy that he pawned the glasses when they time-traveled to 1986.
Samuel Cogley

Cogley.

Samuel T. Cogley
Lawyer who had previously defended Kirk in a court martial at Starbase 11. In TOS: "Court Martial", the name was Cogley.
R.J. Blaise
Protocol officer assigned as Kirk's (so-called) "watchdog". Blaise reveals her first name to Uhura, making her promise not to reveal it to anyone. Blaise's name was announced to the Enterprise crew, by Kirk, in an issue of Star Trek Special.
Pavel Chekov
Enterprise-A navigator and security chief. Chekovs wonders if Kirk's glasses being brought back in time before they were given as a gift represents a possible time loop, leading McCoy to wonder if Spock was a bad influence.
Areel Shaw

Shaw-Cogley.

Areel Cogley
Lawyer formerly known as Areel Shaw.
Dav
Repeatedly shouts "all hail the Salla" until Kelvis fells him with a thrown apple to the head.
Hikaru Sulu
Enterprise-A helmsman. Sulu appeared with gray uniform insignia patches, rather than his usual yellow insignia, which denote a helmsman. It seems to be a coloring oddity, but Sulu had previously appeared wearing the colors of a different Starfleet division before, as a science officer in TOS: "Where No Man Has Gone Before".
Federation President, 2286

The President.

Federation president (see unnamed Federation president)
The Federation President informs Kirk that he will preside over Kirk's trial board.
Kathy Li
Enterprise-A relief navigator. Sulu chides Li for quarreling with M'Yra over his affections.
M'Yra
Enterprise-A science officer. Sulu chides M'Yra for quarreling with M'Yra over his affections.
Klingon Ambassador, 2293

The ambassador.

Ambassador Kamarag
Klingon diplomat assigned to the Federation Council. He asks if Kirk can be carried away in chains, and defends the death of David Marcus.
Uhura
Enterprise-A communications officer. Uhura takes Blaise swimming
Sara Tuchinsky
Transporter chief aboard the Enterprise-A.
Kelvis
Klingon soldier. Named for someone named Elvis. His sideburns seem to be modeled after Elvis Presley's.
Sarek, 2293

Sarek.

Sarek
Vulcan ambassador.
Montgomery Scott
Enterprise-A chief engineer. Scotty visits Scotland when the Enterprise returns to Earth.
Vlagro
The Salla.

Mentioned

David Marcus photo

David Marcus

David Marcus
Kirk mentions that Klingons killed his son.
Glynnis Campbell
Scotty's wife Glynnis's grave is in the same cemetery as Peter Preston's. Glynnis died in "Retrospect", volume 1 Star Trek annual #3.
Peter Preston burned

Peter Preston

Peter Preston
Scotty visit's Peter's gravestone.
Sweeney
Bounty hunter who had recently hunted Kirk.

Other characters

Klingon soldiers
The Klingon ambassador's staff and guards.
Nasgul attendants
The Salla's staff and guards.
Starfleet Command lieutenant junior grade
Junior lieutenant with yellow uniform insignia who informs Kirk the trial board is ready.

References

apple
Apples were available in the reception area.
Earth
Kirk's trial is held on Earth.
Federation Council
The Council meets to consider Kirk's case.
USS Enterprise-A
Federation starship.
hobgoblin
Mythological creature whose existence Sarek asks Spock to explain to him.

Timeline

2287

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