The All-Solving Hammer/Quotes

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    "Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

    "Death solves all problems -- no man, no problem."
    Joseph Stalin, Children of the Arbat
    "Throw enough goblins at a problem and it should go away. At the very least, there'll be fewer goblins."
    "How am I gonna stop some mean ol' mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work...use more gun."
    —The Engineer from Team Fortress 2
    "Duct Tape is like violence - Doesn't work? Use more."
    —Unknown
    "Is that an MP5? It is! (Evil Laugh) Now I can solve up to 800 problems a minute!"