Slasher Movie/Quotes

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    By sword, by pick, by axe, bye bye!
    —Tagline of The Mutilator

    Kevin: Mom, we're in a hurry! We're gonna go bowling with Anthony.
    Eddie: And then to the movies!
    Mom: What movie?
    Eddie: Garden Tool Massacre. It's your basic slice-and-dice.
    Mom: Your basic what?
    Eddie: Well, this guy in a hockey mask, he chops up a few teenagers.
    Later...
    Guy in theater: Watch this. He's gonna get the camp counselor with the hedge trimmer.
    <Screams and ripping of flesh>

    Guy in theater: I'll bet the girl gets away. Watch. She's gonna run in the lodge and hide. But he's gonna get her anyway!
    The Blob (1988)

    Movie Character: Jamie! Jamie! C'mon, this isn't funny anymore! It's cold and I'm only wearing a very thin old t-shirt and tiny little panties!
    Rallo: Don't go out there you hot dummy!

    <Girl is killed by a Captain Ersatz of Jason Voorhees>
    The Cleveland Show ("Beer Walk!")