Neko Kawaigari/YMMV

And the Fandom Rejoiced: Someone on /jp/ picked up the unfinished translation! There was a patch for Umi and Nami's chapter released, albeit without QC/editing.
Ear Worm: The OP. So much.
Moe: Of course.
Narm: The Gratuitous English of the true ending theme can be this for some.
Needs More Love
Tastes Like Diabetes: The Super-Deformed CGs and the opening theme.
Tear Jerker: The aforementioned ending theme may be this to some, whether they've played the game or not.
The Woobie: Faye.