Mike and Molly/Funny


  • "Why is it that at least three times per week someone thinks we're gay?"
  • The proposal. It's also very, very sweet, but it's hilarious since it happens in front of Molly's class of eight-year-olds.

Mike: I love you, Molly.
Class: (giggles)
Molly: QUIET. I love you, too, now get out.
Mike: I'm not done. I want you to know that I'm really happy with what we've got.
Molly: Absolutely. There's no reason to rush into anything until we're both sure we're ready.
Mike: (pulls out ring) It would appear I'm ready.
Class: (giggles)
Molly: SHUT UP! (turns to Mike) Really?
Mike: Molly Flynn, will you marry me?
Molly: You sure this is really... what you want?
Mike: I'd get down on one knee, but I'm not sure I could get back up.
Molly: Seriously, I don't want you to feel pressured into anything.
Mike: I'm not. In fact, I haven't felt this sure about anything in a long time.
(they kiss)
Mike: Is that a yes?
Molly: Yes.
Class: (giggles)
Carl: People, please, pipe down! We have a precious moment.

  • From the wedding episode, Molly has been forced to ride to her wedding in a car that runs on (and smells like) French fry oil. When she gets there, Mike tells her:

Mike: You smell amazing.

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