Joe Loves Crappy Movies/YMMV

Nightmare Fuel: Joe views A Night at the Museum as this, because who would want to be locked in a museum with Owen Wilson and Robin Williams for eight hours?
And the Fandom Rejoiced: Irv gets a geek boner over such moments. Hearing Josh Hartnett was in 30 Days of Night changed the Green Lantern's mind about that movie quickly.
Cargo Ship: Josh Duhamel/the script to Veronica Mars season 1 episode 4.
- Edward Cullen/Cherry Cheesecake.
Contractual Purity: God tried to invoke this to punish men who thought dirty thoughts about Lindsay Lohan until an angel reminded him that she's legal.
Fan-Preferred Couple: Yeo confronted J.J. Abrams over Felicity choosing Ben over Noel.
Fetish Fuel: Discussed in the G.I. Joe strip.
Harsher in Hindsight: The 30 Days of Night strip has the Green Lantern complain about not having a movie made about him yet. Be Careful What You Wish For indeed...
High Octane Nightmare Fuel: For Joe, deformed nuclear freaks.
Moment of Awesome: James Earl Jones reading "Momma Said Knock You Out".
- Grimace as Spawn.
Replacement Scrappy: George, a The Men in Black agent who replaced Joe when Joe was imprisoned for accusing George W. Bush of treason. He then got replaced by Joe when The Men in Black realized that George was slowly turning into Joe - who did a better job at it anyway. (Also, George didn't want to take out the trash)
Ruined FOREVER: The Dukes of Hazzard movie, once Joe sees that the General Lee's doors work.
Squick: Joe, upon hearing Irv and Leo got boners at The Secret Life of Bees.
Tear Jerker: Up for Joe. He's told to suck it up by a kid.