Georgia Moffett/WMG
Georgia Moffett is Random from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Georgia Moffett, the daughter of Trillian from the Hitchhiker's Guide television miniseries, is Random. And Random is half Time Lord. This explains Random's ability to travel through time, and why Georgia Moffett looks nothing like her father: Her mother artificially inseminated herself with Arthur Dent actor's Simon Jones' semen. And, um, Georgia Moffett is therefore a Hitchhiker's Guide character who has broken through the fourth wall and become a real-life character, then somehow been generated from David Tennant who she slept with despite being a descendant from a former incarnation of him. And Derren Brown is involved somehow, too.
- Derren watched.