Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling/Characters


The main 14 characters in Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling. Beware, unmarked spoilers and unforgiving in-context savvy content below.

Main Characters

Billy Herrington

"You got me mad now."

An American muscular pants wrestler and model. He is the most popular character of Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


Danny Lee

"Two can play it!"

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become stronger.


  • Awesome McCoolname: Kiyoshi Kazuya.
  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Badass
  • Determinator: With an awesome sanshin (read: 3 strokes) of his fan-made precepts (roughly: "Everything is a chance." (全てはチャンス); "Unknown area." (未知のエリア); and "Is there no salvation!?" (救いはないんですか!?)), as well as his desire to become stronger (強くなりたい), it is no wonder why the Japanese made Danny Lee an instant classic character.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kiyoshi Kazuya (木吉カズヤ). Comes from soramimi.
  • Good Is Not Nice
  • Leitmotif: "Breakdown" by Nigel Broad and Scott Kluesner. His theme (nicknamed roughly Theme of Super Kazuya) in his popular solo scene from Junkyard Boyz.
  • Meaningful Name: Kiyoshi is a masculine Japanese given name. Kazuya is the same.
  • Nice Guy
  • Stripperiffic: One of Danny's iconic traits in his solo scenes. Most famous one is arguably the one he does in Junkyard Boyz.
  • Vitriolic Best Pants Wrestlers: With Billy Herrington.
  • Large Ham: Pretty much every time that Danny Lee wrestles against somebody.


Duncan Mills

"How do you like that, man?"

A Belgian muscular pants wrestler. He desires to become a crab.


  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Determinator: According to soramimi, he desires to become a crab and nothing will stop him from achieving that goal. He does manage to earn it in fan videos.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kamata Gosaku (鎌田吾作). Comes from soramimi.
  • Meaningful Name: Kamata is a Japanese given surname. Gosaku, while it does not mean anything at all, it did lead to Duncan Mills being referred to as 539 from "go" (5), "sa[n]" (3) and "ku" (9).


Anthony Capriati

A silent American muscular bodybuilder. He is the leader of the Knaked Knights. An advanced character to comprehend.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Inoue Cabrera (井上カブレラ).
  • Meaningful Name: Inoue is a Japanese surname. Comes from soramimi. Cabrera, comes from Anthony Capriati resembling the Venezuelan first baseman and right-handed batter Alex Cabrera, whom at around the time period of Anthony's discovery, signed a one-year contract with the Orix Buffaloes.
  • Mr. Fanservice: Inoue Cabrera to Okahan (also known as Sharon Kane) and her friend.
  • The Stoic: Anthony Capriati rarely ever speaks in his appearances. The ones he does speak in, mostly have women in them.
  • Stripperiffic: Inoue Cabrera's first chronological appearance in the Wrestling Series has him do this in Workout: Muscle Fantasies 3.


Nick Steel

"She gave me quite a show."

An American muscular pants wrestler. A deceptive "amateur".


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Jonouchi Yuji (城之内悠二). Comes from soramimi.
  • Chick Magnet: The other reason why Jonouchi Yuji is famous in Japan. He deals with women of all ages in the Jonouchi Yuji Darashi ne Series of tagged videos.


Colton Ford

An American gay porn actor and singer. He is the aide to King Ishii.


  • Awesome McCoolname: Kingdom Edition Aide and Colton Ford
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Kingdom Edition Aide (王国編の側近). Comes from Colton Ford's appearance from Conquered.


Steve Cassidy

"Why don'tcha get fucked?"

An American muscular pants wrestler. An advanced character to comprehend.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Tortoise Fujioka (トータス藤岡).
  • Meaningful Name: Tortoise Fujioka is a combination of the lead singer of the Japanese guitar group, Ulfuls (ウルフルズ Urufuruzu), Tortoise Matsumoto (トータス松本 Tōtasu Matsumoto) and the popular Japanese actor, Hiroshi Fujioka (藤岡 弘、 Fujioka Hiroshi). This is whom Steve Cassidy resembles.


Mark Wolff

"How about you give up?"

A Canadian muscular pants wrestler. He is an otaku.


  • Awesome McCoolname: Ikariya Biollante and Mark Wolff.
  • Always Someone Better: Billy Herrington.
  • Badass: Takes on burlier foes and men taller than him without disadvantage while wrestling. Also takes on men who team up in a pair.
  • The Cameo: Channel Surfing commercial from 1997.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Ikariya Biollante (いかりやビオランテ). Comes from soramimi.
  • Large Ham: Pretty much every time that Mark Wolff wrestles against somebody.


Blake Harper

"Your victory serves you well, champion. Now we shall serve you the royal treatment. Surely my champion deserves that."

A Canadian gay porn actor. He is the king of Rome and Shinnippori.


  • Awesome McCoolname: King Ishii (キング石井).
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is King Ishii (キング石井). Comes from soramimi and Blake Harper's appearance from Conquered.
  • The Mentor: To Billy Herrington.


Van Darkholme

"Fuck you."

A Vietnamese born Asian American muscular pants wrestler. He has a thing for bondage.


  • Always Someone Better: Mark Wolff.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is TDN Kosugi (TDNコスギ).
  • Knight of Cerebus: In spades. First off, his iconic appearance in Lords of the Lockerroom where his opponent, Mark Wolff, gets angered by him. Second, his aforementioned bondage fetish. It is expanded further in House of Detention.
  • Meaningful Name: Van Darkholme actually resembles Kazuhito Tadano and Kane Takeshi Kosugi.


Cameron Sage

"And you! Better watch yourself, dude. 'Cause you are fucking playing with fire with me."

An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Creamstew Ikeda (くりぃむしちゅー池田). Comes from soramimi.
  • Meaningful Name: Cameron Sage somewhat resembles the Cream Stew comedy kombi duo.
  • Chick Magnet: The other reason why Creamstew Ikeda is famous in Japan. He deals with women of all ages in the Creamstew Ikeda Darashi ne Series of tagged videos.


Eric Evans

"Has any DNA come up on the white, slimy stuff?"

An American muscular pants wrestler. Eric Evans has many adult appearances.


  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Ebihara Ebizō (海老原海老蔵).
  • Meaningful Name: Eric Evans actually resembles Ichikawa Danjūrō XII.

Jack Simmons

An African American muscular pants wrestler and a major crossover link from A Midsummer Night's Lewd Dream. Jack Simmons has many adult appearances.



Brian Maxon

"Not in this turf son!"

An American muscular pants wrestler. He is the most formidable wrestler found and is the latest main character to Gachimuchi Pants Wrestling.


  • The Ace: Nobody appears to have ever defeated Brian Maxon in his film appearances besides Mark Wolff.
  • Fan Nickname: His main nickname is Sudo-san (須藤さん). Comes from soramimi.
  • Large Ham: Pretty much every time that Brian Maxon wrestles against somebody.