Every Man Has His Price/Quotes

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    "I don't know what's more sad, that every man has his price, or that it's always so low."
    —Hobbes, Calvin and Hobbes

    "Everybody's got a price
    Everybody's gonna pay
    ‍'‍Cause the Million Dollar Man
    Always gets his way
    Some may cost a little
    Some may cost a lot
    But I'm the Million Dollar Man
    And you will be bought!
    Hahahahahahaha!"

    The Million Dollar Man's entrance music, WWF
    "Pay a man enough, and he'll walk barefoot into Hell."

    Man: Would you sleep with me for a million dollars?
    Woman: Ummm... I guess so, yeah.
    Man: Would you sleep with me for a dollar?
    Woman: What!? What kind of a girl do you think I am!?
    Man: We've established what kind of girl you are; now we're just haggling.

    Old Joke

    [Yui reads the letter]
    Letter: Allow me to get to the point, Kitako. A nururihyon ghost that has taken the form of a girl is building an organization called Dark Hazard and doing terrible things. They've captured my father as well. I'm begging of you. Please save him.
    Yui: W-What the heck is this?! You've got to believe me, Kitako! I'm not a nururihyon!
    Kitako: If so, what's the meaning of this letter?
    Mother Medama: Hmm, will you let me see that letter one more time?
    [Mother Medama reads the letter.]
    Mother Medama: Huh? Hey, Kitako! Is this awful handwriting Otter Man's by any chance?
    Kitako: Gasp! Now that you mention it... Damn him! He tricked me again! I'm sorry, Yui. It looks like I made a mistake.
    Yui: It's okay as long as you understand.
    Mother Medama: So, about this Otter Man. I bet he was paid by those Dark Hazard guys.
    Kitako: You're probably right. He's recently come into a lot of money. He's in Hawaii as we speak.