EZ Rider/Funny

Top 10 Super Sentai Theme Songs

"Who wanted strawberry?"
"Oh, darn, the battery's dead!"
While introducing Ryo: "Oh, the temptation to do a Michael Phelps joke..."
As a clip of Gills defeating a Lord plays, we are treated to a caption at the bottom of the screen saying "Remind you of anything?" Cue clip of Fang Strizer...to which EZ replies "No! That was supposed to be a clip of Baraka from Mortal Kombat!"
"Do I make a Heroes reference or a Lost reference? ...This show is more confusing than those two combined!"
- He eventually settles for a Heroes reference: "I think Sylar's gonna sue somebody..."
On the love triangle between Shoichi, Aki and Ryo: "A supernatural Soap Opera, ladies and gentlemen!"

EZ: The Young and the Riders will return after these messages.

On the rivalry between Agito and Gills: "Fangirls across the nation will divide."
On Kino's death:

EZ: How about if we play something for him as a tribute? Something. Please.
["Taps" starts playing in the background]
EZ: Not that!

The Mega-Barney scene. Upon seeing Saunaginnan for the first time, EZ freaks out and tries to shoot him, but to no avail. Cue EZ screaming like a little girl as Saunaginnan seemingly approaches, before the camera cuts to a screen reading "4 hours of therapy later..."
"But help is on the way in the form of Asuka!" [pictures of various Asukas pop up] "No... No... Ha, I wish... Oh, god, no..."

"I Will Always Love You" being played over Kotaro and Teddy's reunion at the end of the movie.