Death Note Abridged (HikariPop)

Ryuk and Light: No thanks... I'm much too busy staring at nothing... Voice Over: And thus our heroes found a common interest...

A Death Note Abridged Series by HikariPop. 4 abridged episodes, as well as gag dubs, YouTube poops and FanVids.

• Anti Role Model - Light is a cool nerd never to be looked up to by the audience.
• Arbitrary Skepticism
• Asshole Victim
• Audio Erotica:

Light: "Tell you what, I'm going to molest you... with my vocal cords and make you have the multimate orgasm. That will make you want me."

• Beauty Equals Goodness – "Time to kill more ugly people... I mean criminals."
• Berserk Button: Light goes into a rampage after Lind smiles at him.

Light: I consider myself a very calm person........ AND HOW YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY SPEARES!"

• • Meanwhile:

L: "I'm a strawberry." Light: "Doesn't that mean... you're a fruit?" L: "No." (kicks in the face)

• Big No:

Light: "You left your penis on the bus. Raye: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

• Bishonen - "Nice hair but mine's prettier."

Light: "How could I lose a beauty contest to Leonardo DiCaprio. WHATAREYOULOOKINGATYOUFUCKINGSHINIGAMI?!"

• Bi the Way: Light.
• Black Comedy Rape: "Rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it."
• Broken Record: "You put your right hand in. You put your right hand in."
• Catch Phrase – "Most people wouldn’t X... BUT I WOULD!!!!" "DEATH TO THE UGGOS!!"
• Cloudcuckoolander: L. "Now put this strawberry to bed. Be careful. That's a sensitive strawberry."
  • "Hey, I'm a strawberry."
• Crazy Jealous Guy - Ryuk
• Cross-Dressing Voices
• Curse Cut Short: "The fu-bleeeeep"
• A Date with Rosie Palms: "I'M STILL MASTURBATING!" (no he isn't...)
  • DND XIV: "Don't call me in the restroom... I'm doing things..."

Soichiro: "Holy shit! Turn it off!" L: "No."

• Evil Laugh: In DND VII Light laughs a good twenty seconds. "You have no idea, do you? That I... am the ultimate dancer."
• Fail O'Suckyname – "The Legend of * snicker* Kira the Savior."
  • "WHAT KIND OF NAME IS LIND?! IT SOUNDS LIKE LINDA!"
• Funny Foreigner: "These guys are terrible foreigners. They fail to have amusing accents."
• Gag Dub: The "DND series" is an extreme version and is completely random compared to other works.
• Heh Heh, You Said "X": Ryuk giggles at the word "fuck".
• Helium Speech: The Helium Note Episode.

Near: "No questions about why I sound like a hamster please."

• Ignored Epiphany:

L: Woah, maybe I should lay off the sugar for a while... (Beat) NAAAAAAAAAAH!

• Image Board: "Why don't this porn load faster?! I'm gonna fuck 4chan for this!"
• I Shall Taunt You - "Kira is a retard! Nah nah nah nah nah!"
• Incredibly Lame Pun - "A serial rapist is on the loose and he's not just raping cereal anymore."
• Informed Ability:

Light: Oh yeah, the proof for the viewers that I'm very smart. Sachiko: (reading test scores) Oh my, you're very smart. Light: Yeah well, I'm going to go to my room and stare at a book. Sachiko: Good. That's what smart people do!

• Insult Backfire - "...You say that like it's a bad thing."
• Jerkass - L and Near.
• Last Request:

"I have one last request. I want you to kill Peter Parker. And now I request for one more thing. Get the [bleep] out of my office, you damn bitch."

• Lethal Chef – "Who put skulls in my soup bowl again!"
  • "Hey, Ryuk! Want my soup? I promise I didn't put my boogers in it again!"
• The Man in the Mirror Talks Back - L's reflection in his tea tries to convince him that he should go on a murderous rampage and steal doughnuts.
• Married to the Job – "So you're going to spend all your time writing in the Death Note instead of having any kind of social life."
• Morally-Ambiguous Doctorate: Dr Schorks, damn man never washes his hands!
• Motor Mouth: Ryuk at the end of episode three.
• The Movie
• Phrase Catcher: "Why you gotta be a nerd?"
• Pretty Fly for a White Guy: Watari speaks like a stereotypical black man... Mother'fo.
• Screams Like a Little Girl: Matsuda.
• SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!: Killing ugly people is serious business.
• Shameless Self Promoter –

Ryuk: I saw you [Light], you made that website yourself!

• Shout-Out – to Holes, The Exorcist, Desperate Housewives, and Mission: Impossible. The exclamation mark sound from Metal Gear Solid is also used. And tons more here: [1]
• Smart People Play Chess
• Invisible to Gaydar: Light (he's bisexual). After Ryuk tells him he's being stalked he first asked if it was his ex-boyfriend. He still refers to Ryuk as a "fag" though.
• Ted Baxter – Light
• Textbook Humor: "If one guy gives you a beer, okay and you’ve already had two beers then what are the odds you’ll get drunk off your ass?"
• This Is for Emphasis, Bitch
• Tokyo Is the Center of the Universe: Justified, L says Kira has to be in Japan because of their hairstyles and giant robots.
• Too Dumb to Live: Raye lampshades and points out every single hole in his plan in incredible detail. Still does everything wrong though.
• Totally Radical: "Hamsters are pimpin'."
• This Trope Is Bleep: Zigzags continuously.
• The Unintelligible – L's voice filter.
• Violation of Common Sense
• Vitriolic Best Buds – Light and Ryuk
• With Catlike Tread - Raye Penber stalks Light while loudly humming the Mission: Impossible theme.
• Yaoi Fangirl: A group of them are discussing fanfiction in the first episode.
• You Are Not Alone -

Ryuk: Death Gods are lazy. We just kill people so we don’t die! We don't serve any purpose! Light: Ahh. I think you Shinigami are very special, Ryuk. Ryuk: Really? Light: Yeah. Too bad you guys are all ugly as fuck.

• Your Mom:

Mello: (to somebody else) "When are you gonna die?!" Near: "Your mum." Everybody: "..."